Life's a Piece of Care-A-Lot Cake!

WHIRLIE drives a rainbow limo with a customized crayola finish, courtesy of her preteen fans. She does her hair in a cotton candy machine to get that WHIRLIE look! (She does not eat it anymore) She lives in a real funhouse (designed by Frank Lloyd Wrong) with Fresh Egg (who greets her with a kiss every morning). Her CD outsells the top names in children's' music.